Sometimes I feel there’s a strong tie between technologists and hipsters—and I’ve spent the last 16 years living in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, which makes me something of an expert in the field of hipsterdom.

“Oh, you’re migrating to the cloud? How nice. We were born in the cloud—we’re cloud-native,” says the tatted-up, twentysomething, mustachioed dude drinking some pretentious cappuccino or an India Pale Ale made with passion fruit, peach, vanilla, and caramel. It’s the equivalent of, “Yeah