Opening Cross: Max’s Merry Market Data Singalong

 (To the Tune of “We Three Kings”)

We three data sales execs,
Selling screens in return for fat checks.
On a mission
To earn commission,
On data fees we collect.
 
(Chorus)
Oh, tsars of data, hear our call,
Come shopping in our data mall.
We can fudge it
In your budget
Buy our products, one and all.

Feeds are mine, on fiber they run,
Faster than a shot from a gun.
Speed of light
Is now in sight,
The latency race is won.

(Chorus)
Speed is good, and speed can pay
As a modern Gordon Gekko would say.
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