The Waters Cooler: Tidings of comfort and joy
Christmas is almost upon us. Have you been naughty or nice?

Did anyone watch the Jake Paul v. Mike Tyson fight? I didn’t. To be fair, I did try, but being the socialite that I am, I was out the door two hours before the fight and much too busy to remember it was happening until the next day.
This might have been more fun to watchAm I glad I missed it? Yes, actually, I am. I’m not a huge boxing fan like Anthony Malakian, but from what I hear, it was hella boring. You can hear more about my thoughts—or rather, Anthony’s
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