There are times when you should read your company's press releases, reckons Insider.

A case in point concerns a certain high-ranking official at the London branch of a well-known investment bank. He and a couple of colleagues were chatting away in a pub after work a few nights back and going on about how they would take over the world.

A nearby chap overheard, leaned across and asked them where they worked. When they replied the chap said "I work there too, I've just started. I'm the new co

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