Everything Must Go

That's all well and good, but who's going to rescue me? My portfolio of sub-prime instruments hasn't been doing too well recently. To be honest, I didn't pay too much attention to the small print when I bought them, but I was told they would make me a lot of money. And now, even though my broker tells me they still have value, I'm having problems finding a sucker to offload them to, because everyone else says they are impossible to price accurately, and are essentially worthless.

It's not like I